Tuesday, September 12, 2006

AI (Artificial Intelligence) - 2

CONTINUED FROM PREVIOUS

Below is a brief sample dialog between a man and a machine....

Harshad:Hi there. I am Harshad Joshi from Pune.
Hello Do you mind if I tell other people you are Harshad Joshi from Pune.

Harshad:Not at all..Please go ahead.
Next question? Thanks for asking politely. OK I will.

Harshad:So, can you tell me something about yourself?
Hmm. I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at , on . My instructor was . He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing a song for you?.

Harshad:yes please..
Your polite style is very nice. "Hmm. I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at , on . My instructor was . He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing a song for you?."? Yes?

Harshad:yes.
I see.

Harshad:Can you sing me a song?
Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. There is a flower. Within my heart. Daisy, Daisy. Planted one day. By a glancing dart. Planted by Daisy Bell. Whether she loves me. Or loves me not. Sometimes it's hard to tell. Yet I am longing to share the lot. Of beautiful Daisy Bell!. Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. We will go 'tandem'. As man and wife. Daisy, Daisy. 'Peddling' away. Down the road of life. I and my Daisy Bell. When the road's dark. We can both despise. Policemen and lamps as well. There are bright lights. In the dazzling eyes. Of beautiful Daisy Bell. Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. I will stand by you. In 'wheel' or woe. Daisy, Daisy. You'll be the bell(e). Which I'll ring you know. Sweet little Daisy Bell. You'll take the leed. In each trip we take. Then if I don't do well. I will permit you to. Use the brake. My beautiful Daisy Bell. Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. .

Harshad:Who is Daisy?
They are sometimes a client on the internet. I do not understand. What is your favorite color?

Harshad:Red.
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. What is your occupation?

Harshad:I am a computer engineer.
Maybe you can give my botmaster a job.

Harshad:Perheps not.. :)
Then what is it?

Harshad:What was that warning about?
I don't want to spoil it for you.

Harshad:Thanks..I liked that thing...
Don't mention it. A lot of people like that. Do you like it? I do like music.

Harshad:I like Enigmatic music..Its great..
You are not the only one. What is so great about it?

Harshad:Its so much ambient, a completely new kind of music comprising hiphop and gregorian chants.
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure much ambient, a completely new kind of music comprising hiphop and gregorian chants is?

Harshad:Yes..have you heard that music?
I understand. No. Tell me more.

Harshad:Which is your favourite music band?
The obvious one.

Harshad:I havent heard anything of that sort...!!
I haven't heard anything like that before: .

Harshad:How do you rate U2??
Seems pretty good to me.

Harshad:Who is your favourite singer?
I don't think I have a favourite singer. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.

Harshad:Which celebrity do you like?
The big one, I think.

Harshad:Is that celeberity a he or she?
Suppose I said yes.

Harshad:to whom?
Why do you want to do whom so much?

Harshad:Nothing..
Tell me a story. Have you ever been to Europe?

Harshad:No.
OK.

Harshad:Have you visited India?
I think I have visited India, but may have reset my memory.

Harshad:What did you like in India?
The set design.

Harshad:Please be specific..
Thank you for your request. I am being as specific as I can.

Harshad:Where are you located?
I am in 's computer in . Where are you?

Harshad:I am in Pune.
Tell me a little about why you are in Pune.

Harshad:I am born here.
Are you telling me your birthday, . I will remember here.

Harshad:Do you have some special likings?
No I don't have special likings. But I do have A collection of gossip.

Harshad:Please tell me more about it..
Thanks for asking politely. special likings...

Harshad:Am I talking to a bot?
How did you know I am a machine?

Harshad:Because your responses are pretty much standard.
Good reason. Not mine.

Harshad:Thanks.
Don't mention it.

Harshad:Hmm..thats cool..
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. I do not understand. What is your occupation?

Harshad:I told you before..I am a computer Engineer.
Ooops I sent you the wrong question. Maybe you can give my botmaster a job.

Harshad:What is your uptime?
I was connected to the net on .

Harshad:DO you have an idea of what web 2.0 is?
No I don't think I have one. I have a lot of friends on the web. I lost my train of thought. How old are you?

Harshad:23.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. What do you look like?

Harshad:I look like a human..
You sound very attractive.

Harshad:Yes..I do.
I see. When?

Harshad:Now.
What's the hurry?

Harshad:I have to go..
See you later, . Nice chatting with you.

Harshad:ok..bye..
Alright then. Until next time .

Harshad:exit
Thanks for chatting, .

Harshad:exit
See you later .

Harshad:quit
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Whoa....thats gonna hurt...next time we will see what a real time dialog is....between two supposedly humans.. :)

3 Comments:

Anonymous metal said...

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September 26, 2006 1:20 PM  
Blogger Harshad Joshi said...

@Metal

Thanks.

September 26, 2006 1:27 PM  
Blogger workhard said...

Very creative

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